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Post by JaCkSwIfT on Oct 27, 2005 21:19:55 GMT -5
You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you think watching professional wrestling is foreplay.
. . . you think a Volvo is part of a woman’s anatomy.
. . . you’ve ever taken reading material into an airplane restroom.
. . . you’ve ever had to siphon gas from your lawn mower to put into your truck.
. . . you honest-to-God think women are turned on by animal noises and seductive tongue gestures.
. . . you’ve ever caught bugs just so you could throw them in the bug zapper.
. . . you’ve ever hollered, “Rock the house, Bubba!” during a piano recital.
WooT.
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Post by Sub-ZeroX on Oct 28, 2005 20:22:43 GMT -5
good one
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Post by outburn on Oct 29, 2005 23:13:40 GMT -5
Um, Andrew, those aren't very good >_<
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Post by JaCkSwIfT on Oct 30, 2005 11:52:33 GMT -5
fine lets see you post a "good" one
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Post by squirrelechick on Oct 30, 2005 12:17:07 GMT -5
Don't see that happening any time soon!
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Post by Sub-ZeroX on Oct 30, 2005 22:28:29 GMT -5
Lets count the days!
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Post by JaCkSwIfT on Nov 1, 2005 0:29:50 GMT -5
Ya, you better back down
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Post by outburn on Nov 5, 2005 2:39:49 GMT -5
Um, yeah, I don't look at this forum, well, EVER, so whatever. You might be a redneck, if your house has more miles on it than your car. There are you happy Andrew. I win, you lose. Put that in your pipe and smoke it. And all that other insulting stuff that people usually say. Bye ^_^
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Post by Sub-ZeroX on Nov 5, 2005 11:06:32 GMT -5
i liked jacks better he had more.
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Post by JaCkSwIfT on Nov 11, 2005 13:27:46 GMT -5
take that gable, I win.
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Post by JiSmEiStEr on Nov 30, 2005 3:07:39 GMT -5
you might be a red neck if
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Post by OsiriS on Nov 30, 2005 20:51:25 GMT -5
your potatoes are moldy
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Post by JaCkSwIfT on Dec 18, 2005 20:43:03 GMT -5
hehe nice one...no wait i don't get it
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Post by Sub-ZeroX on Dec 18, 2005 21:58:47 GMT -5
me too
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Post by JaCkSwIfT on Jan 5, 2006 10:12:56 GMT -5
do potatoes...get moldy?
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