This is messed

[SwOoSh]

Ok I was at my friends house tonight and his dad has a wrestling ring in his attic. We thought it would be a good idea to have a wrestling match. So we were havin a good go for a bit and all of a sudden he put me in this crazy choke hold. I figured that i could flip him off be but it was of no use, and being the dumb male that I am i refused to tap out... Big mistake. All of a sudden everythign went blurry and i got light headed so i tapped out. I went to stand up and i started coughin up blood. I went to the bathroom and i looked in the mirror and all under my eyes the blood vessels were broken. And then to add to everythign i puked. Then his dad was trippin out cuz i guess its not healthy to do that.
Anyways i guess im not gonna be the next UFC champion lol.

SwOoSh

[JaCkSwIfT]

nice dude, i always wrestle with my friends but never done anything that bad, although one time i hit the light with my friends foot cuz he was on my shoulders and the light glass thing fell over his head and stuff

[SwOoSh]

Bahahh lol that would be sweet... Was the light on becuase im pretty sure hot buring glass wouldnt feel too good.

SwOoSh

[Sub-ZeroX]

Try This!! Fun experience. Ok drive in a 77' chev pickup go down hill in the rain with a slight curve and hit a light poll knock it down and flip your truck upside down slide down the road have the roof of the truck crush down on the steering wheel. Then crawl out of the passenger side windshield with only a scraped knee elbow two cuts on your wrist bleeding. your in shock police come over medics coome back they walk past you because you dont look hurt then you have to go them saying that i was the driver then face your mom in the hospital while wearing a neck brace on a surf board thing. then go to court plead guilty for wreckless driving due to stupid physics calculations that is highly inacurate due to the kind of material of the truck the fact the cement is wet and the weight of the truck me and stuff inside. then go to wrecking yard to take photos of truck realizing that my hankercheif was in complete sherds some of the quaters george's face was gone. then back to court charged with 570 dollar fine 128 i paid the rest in community service. then have the reckless driving taken off of your driving record after a year with out any criminal activities. then have to buy a new car and find a job. This is the cituation i was in and still am. also putting up with the people at school who heard about this mess. Now that swoosh is messed up.

[JaCkSwIfT]

so im guessing that was the truck in your picture on myspace?

[Sub-ZeroX]

yes

[Sub-ZeroX]

a picture has a thousand words but i dont see a thousand their. maybe i should re write till i get a thousand?

[JaCkSwIfT]

that would be a great idea, you had better start

[SwOoSh]

lol crap man your story pwned mine like 600 times over. But the good thing is you werent too badly hurt. And im sure it was a good learning experiance ( tho probablly not the safest one around. How fast were you driving?

SwOoSh

[Sub-ZeroX]

I dont think so why dont you take over for me

[JaCkSwIfT]

ya i think it would be a good idea if i took over you, after you writing that whole thing you must be pretty tired, so anyway what was i saying? i don't know what i was saying im just gonna ramble on and on and on and on and on and on until i think it's about 1,000 words, this might take a while so let's get crackin, so i've got to put 1,000 words down, i have no idea when 1000 words will be at, hey this reminds me of a time in 7th grade when i failed library as an elective thingy because we had to write a 1,000 page, errr 1,000 page? i mean 1000 word essay about anything that we wanted, so ya i failed because i don't remember why, the teacher was a douche might be part of it, so anyway back to my story, wait i wasn't telling a story, this is probably bout 100 words...should i continue or let you do the rest? nah i think ill continue oh and by the way if i were any of you i wouldn't read this because it is absolutely nothing and im just putting down exactly what im thinking not thinking about anything just typing so if i were any of you then i wouldn't read this, USC LOST i love that, everyone thought usc was going to kick ass and then they lose oh that was good, although not really good since i kinda wanted them to win...ya anyway my friend is totally for them, he has the sweatshirts and everything and his friend is totally for texas and then texas won so i bet he was all bragging about how he was right...im tired of writing, 1000 words is a lot, i think im gonna stop now or should i keep going? someone tell me please then i shall modify it and finish it up to 1000 if you guys think i should...GET BACK TO ME ASAP..so you guys don't think i could write 1,000 words without using copy and paste? all you have to do is ramble on about absolutely nothing and I'll be there in no time, sub is a dirty little cheater for using copy and paste, and before he told me to do it cuz i told him to do it, you can't do that, you can't tell someone to do something cuz you want to then doing yourself are you retarded? sub go to forum school...wherever that is, i went there was i was 3 1/2...see how easy it is to just ramble on, say things that don't make sense at all, oh and the most important thing to doing this is to never correct a mistake, it gets your more and more words letting you write less and less. im in german at school it's pretty fun it would be hard to write a 1,000 word papper in german since i don't know that many yet and ya so i wonder how many words im at right now who knows think i should just keep on typing the things that come into my mind, typing blankly is great fun and by blankly i mean saying the first thing that comes to your mind yesterday i got the game lord of the rings battle for middle earth, its the real time strategy game that is for a computer the other lotr games on ps2 and xbox and stuff were cool but this one kicks ass online and offline im not a lotr nerd or anything but i still think it's cool and if you say im a nerd for liking it the go f...screw yourself because i don't really care what you think unless you think im the coolest person in the world especially for trying to do this just because someone said i couldnt doesn't that sound kind of retarded? i think that everyone on the forum should have to take a tryout and that tryout is to write a 1,000 page essay 1,000 page? thats a lot i meant 1,000 word this takes a while to write even when your just rambling on and on i haven't copied or pasted at all that is for post noobs like sub did, i think if swoosh were to try he would get like 10 words then get bored what a post noob i would love to see him try to do this swoosh i dare you to try to do what i am doing right now after i do this which is where...i just confused the spit outta myself thats not a good thing, although i get confused very easily and people tell me that all the time, back to my story no wait i wasn't telling a story so ill start telling a story swoosh do you watch any wrestling? since you were wrestling at your friends place and stuff i watch wwe and i think tna kinda sucks especially since they stole a bunch of people from wwe and im gonna stop talking about that now and if any of you say why do i watch wrestling its fake, then i would tell you why do you watch movies if they're fake? huh? HUH? i think you should answer that question first and then you'll have your answer about your question oh dang i got side tracked you know that 1,000 words isn't that much after that word tracked i checked how many words i have written by copy and pasting it to microsoft word and doing a word count, thanks for the idea cassie, and i was at 902, only 98 away and now im probably about now that many im even closer so d**n im good swoosh you had better pay up when i get to #1,000 oh wait did we bet on this i think ill end it at 999 until you tell me what i get for doing it okay?

JaCkSwIfT

[Sub-ZeroX]

here is a thousand words maybe more.

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dogs. that sentence contains all thel letters in the alphabet. if you don't belive me try it again it is the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dogs. again it is the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dogs. again it is the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dogs. again it is the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dogs. again it is the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dogs. again it is the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dogs. again it is the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dogs. again it is the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dogs. again it is the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dogs. again it is the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dogs. again it is the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dogs. again it is the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dogs. again it is the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dogs. again it is the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dogs. again it is the quick brown fox jumped 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[SwOoSh]

Haha i think Swift should write 1000 words and none of it can be copied and pasted. It would be sweet. But i dont think he can do it becuase he is a post noob lol

SwOoSh

[JaCkSwIfT]

i could do, and sub you dirty rotten cheater, you copy and pasted, and that is EXACTLY 999 words, copy and paste it into microsoft word and find out for yourselves

[JiSmEiStEr]

lol

maybe you should modify it and add one more word...

maybe you should sign it on the bottom coz we all know how much you LOVE that..hehehe